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Wednesday 23 January 2013

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Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML

#20477547
138 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 1:11am - intimacy - by swollenpenis - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML

#20480724
264 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I spent most of my daughter's 8th birthday with her in the hospital while her broken arm was put in a cast. Apparently, my son had told her that some people gained the ability to fly on their 8th birthday before encouraging her to find out by jumping off the slippery slide. FML

#20486554
42 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 5:50pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML

#20471583
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23703) - you deserved it (1575) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/21/2013 at 3:24pm - misc - by normal - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I had lunch with an attractive foreign exchange student from Dresden. After bombarding her with questions about Russia, she smiled and kindly told me that Dresden is in Germany. Everyone laughed. FML

#20473509
151 comments

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On 01/22/2013 at 6:39pm - love - by Kasey103 (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML

#20481357
96 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by dynah114 (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap and decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, and I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML

#20484695
97 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend if she thinks I have a big package. She replied that she didn't want to upset me and get into another fight. FML

#20485057
159 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by notsobig - United States

Today, I saw a woman breast feeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years old. FML

#20474414
299 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by TheLastSerenade (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

#20475642
88 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 9:59pm - love - by ohokay (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML

#20477498
73 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to find two letters from a publishing house that I'd submitted my manuscript to. The first was congratulatory, stating that my book had been accepted for publishing. The second was apologetic, stating that the first letter had been intended for someone else. FML

#20479103
50 comments

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On 01/26/2013 at 1:14am - work - by strugglingartist (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. The previous owner had refused to move out until today, and when I got there, I realized I didn't have a key. I was about to call him when I found out I didn't need to; he took the door. FML

#20486186
52 comments

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On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India



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