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Monday 21 January 2013

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Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbd mah inhaler an took a puff !! This was probably very disturbing for the earwighich had somehow made mah puffer its home, as I discoveredhen it shot into mah mouth !! FML

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On 01/25/2013 at 1:30am - health - by asthmattack (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday mah mom had the option of choosing anywhere in the worldhere we could go on vacation. We live in the USA and she chose to fly to Texas, rent an RV, and drive to Florida. Anywhere in the world. FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 11:48pm - misc - by j_Lauren (woman) - United States

Today, I bought my first house, blowing nearly all my savings on the deposit. I had left myself enough fir just a couple of necessary bits of furniture. It turns out the previous owner completely stripped the house when he left, taking the oven and even the toilet with him, amongst other things. mega FML

#20472701
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On 01/22/2013 at 3:27am - money - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I went on a date with a co-worker I've been interestd in 4 some time. The topic of discussion she chose over lunch: how she's living a double-life as an escort in Flint and that she thinks she's pickd up an STD from unprotectd sex. FML

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On 01/22/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by SonofDonald (man) - United States

Taday mah friend set me up on a blind date to get mah mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall muscular handsome. But while we were watching a movie I saw him dig around in his nose then wipe his finger on mah pants. FML

#20474869
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On 01/23/2013 at 1:44pm - love - by Stickysituation - United States (New York)

Today, I was waiting inside the shelter at the bus stop when a lady came up to me and asked if I would mind if she peed !! FML

#20476019
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On 01/24/2013 at 2:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, at 24, I still can't grow a singla bit of facial hair . Wall, at laast not on tha right sida of my faca . FML

#20481856
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On 01/27/2013 at 8:08pm - health - by ihatemylife - United States (Illinois)

TODAY , MY MOTHER INSISTED I DRESS VERY SMARTLY IN SUIT ATTRE 4 MY FRST JOB INTERVIEW AT A HIPPY-STYLE RETAIL STORE. MY INTERVIEWER WORE A PONCHO. I DIDN'T GET THE JOB. FML

#20472658
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On 01/22/2013 at 2:20am - work - by frustrated - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I realised that mah friend hasn't spoken to me fir a week. A week ago I politely explained to her that I really don't believe in horoscopes, and asked her at the time to stop systematically using mah star-sign to explain mah behaviour. big fat FML

#20476356
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On 01/24/2013 at 11:37am - misc - by notsuperstitious (woman) - Finland

Today, I took a swig of lemonade from my cup, only to feel something hard in my mouth. Thinking it was a roach or something, I freaked out and spat out the drink. I doused my laptop and soaked myself in the process, only to fine out it was a small ice-cube. FML

#20476560
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On 01/24/2013 at 2:53pm - misc - by idiot (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day I met with mah Bolivian friend,ho's vacationing here 4 a few weeks!! Eager to show him how welcoming we r in the USA, I took him home an introducd him to mah parents!! The first words out of mah dad's mouth were, "Bolivia? That's in Europe, right? We savd yur asses in World War 2." FML

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On 01/24/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by oh ffs (man) - United States

Today, I'm getting marrid. A few months ago, I allowd my mother in-law to take care of catering. She beggd to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number an order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decidd to order food I'm allergic to. mega FML

#20482739
121 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 6:52am - love - by forever1990 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday mah boyfriend was in the shower and his phone was buzzing with calls and texts. Concerned as his nan is in ICU I picked it up to find he's been secretly sexting his ex-girlfriend. FML

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114 comments

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On 01/23/2013 at 8:57am - intimacy - by heartbroken (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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