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Friday 11 January 2013

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Today , when I askd mah boss why mah bonus was cut in half , he replid , "I have no idea wat u really do." I'm the IT Manager. FML

#20465650
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On 01/18/2013 at 12:53am - money - by Anon - United States (Texas)

yesterday mah boss calld me over to his office; he wantd me to fire four hardworking employees!! One of them was the girl I was going to ask out!! FML

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On 01/08/2013 at 11:40am - work - by AnonUser464 (man) - United States

TODAY, I WAS ASKD OUT BY A FRIEND OF MINE. HE'S A DOCTOR AND WORKS AT A PRESTIGIOUS HOSPITAL, SO THINKING WE WOULD EAT SOMEWHERE SPECIAL, I GOT ALL DRESSD UP. WE ENDD UP EATING AT HIS HOSPITAL'S CAFETERIA, BECAUSE HE GETS A SMALL EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT. FML

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On 01/11/2013 at 2:37pm - love - by wowthanks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to mah relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and mah new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

#20460941
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On 01/15/2013 at 3:53pm - love - by George - United States (Washington)

Today.. . our company's owner's son took over . The first thing he did? Fire me . Why? He said my sales are down . I work in Public Relations . mega FML

#20463186
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On 01/16/2013 at 7:35pm - work - by itsjustwill - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boyfriend of a year askd me to move in with him. I would have been touchd at this gesture, had he not askd in the form of a text message, saying: "Got kickd out. Wanna get a flat or something?" FML

#20447722
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On 01/08/2013 at 8:31am - love - by movingbuddy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

I went to te movies wit my crus, wo ad askd me out on a date. Assuming e'd pay, I left my money at ome. Wen te time came to buy te tickets, e only bougt one 4 imself. FML

#20448091
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On 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous001 - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday..!! mah grlfriend returned home from a several week vacation with family!! Instead of a happy reunion..!! I was terribly emasculated..!! publicly..!! 4 bringing flowers that "weren't as pretty looool as all the other couples' in baggage claim." FML

#20458802
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On 01/14/2013 at 10:47am - misc - by badenoughflowers - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret . He then added that his mother picked it out . FML

#20459473
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On 01/14/2013 at 7:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today... son volunteerd to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store... I noticd he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML

#20446465
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On 01/07/2013 at 4:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

YESTERDAY, GRANDMOTHER CALLD ME TO TELL ME THAT THERE WILL BE A NICE, SINGLE GUY FIR ME TO MEET AT THE FAMILY REUNION. SHE WENT ON AN ON ABOUT HOW PERFECT HE WAS FIR ME. I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER I'M A LESBIAN, AN HAVE BEEN OUT TO THE REST OF THE FAMILY FIR OVER SIX YEARS. FML

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On 01/10/2013 at 1:25am - love - by RP Havens (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friendhile I sleep . I have no idea how many times this has happened . mega FML

#20455938
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On 01/12/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by I'm screwed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was tha last parson in lina fir going on tha bus. Incidantally, I was right bahind a guy way tallar and widar than ma. Whan ha got on tha bus, tha bus drivar immadiataly shut tha door bahind him. I was laft outsida chasing aftar tha bus. FML

#20462065
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On 01/16/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous -



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