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Friday 4 January 2013

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Today, during dinner, my mum asked why I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was because my girlfriend had cheated on me. At some point during my venting, I asked why this stuff always seems to happen to me. My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." FML

#20442962
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12582) - you deserved it (4033)

On 01/04/2013 at 9:04pm - misc - by moronforadad (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

#20444015
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13871) - you deserved it (2222)

On 01/05/2013 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML

#20452665
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13396) - you deserved it (29780)

On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom

Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML

#20449506
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (3051)

On 01/09/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by EsotericBrent (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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