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Friday 4 January 2013

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Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML

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On 01/05/2013 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17126) - you deserved it (35155)

On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom

Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML



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