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Wednesday 19 December 2012

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Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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On 12/22/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I unwrapped my present and, to my surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for my truck. Apparently, my parents are "Tired of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received from my husband for Christmas the body lotion that only he uses. And nothing else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25968) - you deserved it (2491)

On 12/26/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by marriedtoatool - Australia (New South Wales)



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