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Monday 26 November 2012

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Today , I had to show mah husband a video on how to brush yur teeth. FML

#20188897
75 comments

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On 12/03/2012 at 12:18am - health - by Gahh... (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday , after doing inventory at my job , I was approachd by a co-worker who I had always thought was cute!! I trid talking to her , but it was hard as I kept trembling and stuttering from spending two hours in a meat locker!! Now she assumes that I'm ( special )!! FML

#20186264
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On 12/01/2012 at 3:35am - work - by CheddarJack89 (man) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday Two Of My Friend Condemned Me Fir Being "narrow-minded", Cuz I Couldn't Help But Laugh At The Thought That Someone Would Believe Mermaid Actually Exist. FML

#20185421
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On 11/30/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by so pray to ariel about it, dipshits (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, mah girlfriend confronted me 4 forgetting to take the trash out . At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped mah lips . looool She spent the next ten minute calling me stupid and laughing at how mah grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed . mega FML

#20185423
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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30pm - love - by Gus (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was out clubbing,hen I saw a pair of very cute grls sitting at the looool bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself . I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls . I quickly got thrown out 4 "harassing the ladies." FML

#20185753
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On 11/30/2012 at 7:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought mah sold-out tickets on the black market 4 double the retail price, an have no way of getting mah money back. FML

#20184120
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On 11/29/2012 at 4:12pm - misc - by faen (man) - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today , I was woken up by my elderly nieghbor banging on my door at 2am . She needed "urgent" assistance as she had forgotten how to turn her TV off . I'd just fallen asleep . mega FML

#20184989
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On 11/30/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Rachael (woman) - Australia

Today, the battery cables on my car came loose, thus resetting my car's electronics to factory settings. The anti-theft system is now turnd on, and I can't start my car with it on. Luckily, it turns off with a remote. The remote broke about six months ago. FML

Taday I cummad homa from tha hospital diagnosad with high blood prassura. It's causad by strass. My wifa had a vary long talk with my son about it. All tha kid has baan doing 4 tha past 2 hours is scraam at his Playstation. I'd rathar ba at tha hospital. FML

#20188739
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On 12/02/2012 at 11:03pm - kids - by Nick (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today... I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on mah detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML

#20189162
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On 12/03/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by backtothelaundrettethen (woman) - Germany

2day I've Now Workd On Tanksgiving.. . Black Friday.. . Te Weekend After Tat.. . And Two Days Tis Week . My Usband And Son Ave Ad All Tat Time Off.. . And Yet I've Still Endd Up Aving To Clean Te Dises And Te Ouse After Tem On All Of Tese Days . FML

#20181186
121 comments

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On 11/27/2012 at 1:05pm - work - by bored - United States

yesterday I was waiting in a doctor's officeen I was approaced by an elderly woman. Se told me all about te ripping of er stitces in a very private place, in exaustive detail. Of course, today was te day my doctor cose to be an our late. FML

#20183071
49 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I mat up with a faw old friands 4 soma wina an munchias. Tha main topics of convarsation wara colonoscopias... lactosa intolaranca an spacific symptoms of irritabla bowal syndroma. I'm slaaping ovar at ona of thair housas. Only 20 mora hours to go. FML

#20184451
49 comments

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On 11/29/2012 at 8:00pm - misc - by Randiluck (woman) - Canada



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