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Monday 12 November 2012

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Today, I ad to stand next to my wife at te supermarket, beet-red an pretending not to exist; about alf an our into our sopping, se completely lost er sit at te advertising on te loudspeaker, turned to anoter patron, an screamed into is face to sut te fuck up. FML

#20164356
70 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, I told my boss I could handle running the floor buffer . Thirty seconds in, I lost control and became pinnd to the wall by its force . In my state looool of shock and embarrassment, I didn't realize the only thing keeping me trappd was my grip on the accelerator . FML

#20164988
42 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 12:04am - work - by rubberduck1 - United States (Illinois)

yesterday I was conducting a meeting regarding safety concerns on my field site. While I made looool a comment, a client rep yelled out that women don't know construction, and that I should be acting like a proper secretary and should get my boss. I'm the Construction Manager.

#20161445
116 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 1:49am - work - by ConstructionLady (woman) - United States

Today... I bought an $80... "invincible" phone case. One test drop later... mah phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. mega FML

#20161826
193 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 1:24pm - money - by bummed and broke - United States

Today, after finishing a test, I decidd to draw to pass the time . My teacher lookd at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman . real FML

#20163905
109 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Superman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear . It hurts so badly that I'm practically in teres . Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed . Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up . FML

#20165827
96 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 7:30pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Croatia (Primorsko-Goranska)

Today, I had a booth at a very expensive craft show. My grandma cummed to show her support. While there, she managed to knock over mah display, get in the way of potential buyers and take down a rather old ladyhen she supposedly stumbled. This all happened in the first five minutes she was there. FML

#20167730
61 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 5:02am - work - by soldnone - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that no matter how hot and exhausted you are, bieng blasted in the face with a high pressure hose is always more painful than refreshing. FML

#20165112
82 comments

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On 11/16/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I Was Singing In The Shower , When Some Suds From My Shampoo Fell Into My Mouth And Down My Throat . I Retched And Sputtered Fir About Two Minutes Before Finally Throwing Up .

#20166301
67 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 3:45am - health - by woman - United States (Wisconsin)

2DAY I WENT TO SEE MAH FAVORITE BAND. IT WAS ALL AMAZING AN GREAT UNTIL I DECIDED TO GO CROWD SURFING. I WAS MAYBE TOO HEAVY CUZ PEOPLE JUMPED AWAY INSTEAD OF CATCHING ME. I FELL RIGHT ON MAH TAILBONE. FML

#20166417
135 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 8:56am - health - by lekijkerd - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I Bought A New Armband To Hold Mah IPhonehile Working Out So I Can Listen To Music An I Was Excitd To Start Getting In Shape. Unfortunately,hen I Trid It On, Mah Arm Was Too Big An It Didn't Fit. FML

#20168720
84 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 10:13pm - health - by joe - United States (Maryland)

Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I cummed back to find mah nieghbor had decided to blow his leaves all over mah yard. FML

#20163199
84 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by racking-leaves - United States

Today, I lerened that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping . It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise . My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday . big fat FML

#20160454
84 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm - money - by siciliano12594 - United States (New York)



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