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Monday 5 November 2012

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Today, my mother-in-law moved in because she has a hip problem. I don't know what's worse, her constant complaining and slob like tendencies, or the eight cats she brought along with her. FML

#20154544
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20489) - you deserved it (1678)

On 11/08/2012 at 12:43am - misc - by David (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML

#20155172
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19883) - you deserved it (2135)

On 11/08/2012 at 4:22pm - misc - by Anonimo (woman) - Italy (Sardegna)

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

#20148667
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19746) - you deserved it (1537)

On 11/05/2012 at 9:02am - misc - by liquorless (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I paid a locksmith $100 after I locked myself out of my apartment. All he did was hit it, and it flung open. It wasn't locked, it'd just got stuck. FML

#20153207
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8940) - you deserved it (19722)

On 11/07/2012 at 10:00am - money - by stuck (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm at work on a construction site for a high rise building, on the 12th floor today. I've developed a severe case of the runs, causing me to need to rush to the nearest toilet periodically. Luckily for me it's conveniently located on the ground floor. FML

#20154818
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19190) - you deserved it (1336)

On 11/08/2012 at 9:36am - health - by bob the builder - United States (Mississippi)



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