Monday 5 November 2012 
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Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 10:52am - misc - by mayerstexmex69 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by ohcrap (man) - United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to invite her best friend over for a threesome. This would've been the best day ever, had I not been at work while it was taking place. FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by sadness1992 - United States (California)
Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by holyshitbatman - United States (Ohio)
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 5:03pm - love - by new name (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my crazy bitch of a boss fired me for inappropriate conduct. Apparently my "fake Nazi accent" is "offensive to our Jewish coworkers." I'm German. I have no way to change the way I speak, or to pay this month's bills. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 11:02pm - work - by Screwed - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore
Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm - love - by 99Problemsandfml - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a woman on the train demanded I give up my seat for her, claiming it was for people with disabilities. Tired from a long day at work, and seeing she had nothing wrong with her, I asked what her disability was. Apparently, obesity is one. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by NotAnExcuse (woman) - United States
Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 3:27pm - animals - by creedonfied - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was bitched out by my supervisor because of my lack of "customer service" skills. I work at a jail and all my "customers" are criminals. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 12:48am - work - by jailofc (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it was the obsessive girl from my class with a man-face I had avoided all semester. In conclusion, beer goggles are very real and very powerful. FML
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On 11/06/2012 at 12:15am - intimacy - by coolguy (man) - United States (Virginia)
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