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Sunday 28 October 2012

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Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19042) - you deserved it (3939)

On 10/25/2012 at 4:13pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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