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February 2013

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Today,hila I was studying 4 an axam, youngar sistar cummad homa axtramaly drunk and thraw up all ovar harsalf and har bad. I latar got groundad 4 not satting a battar axampla. FML

#20525412
74 comments

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On 02/28/2013 at 6:02am - misc - by catdog552 - United States

Today I checkd out a "confessions" page fir university. The first confession was from a guy who whackd off in a campus restroom then usd a computer in a lab without washing his hands. I work in that lab. looool FML

#20501884
64 comments

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On 02/11/2013 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door 4 unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there 4 well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML

#20500469
62 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 1:08am - money - by fireenginemad - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to college on bike through snow and hail only to find out professor can't make it to class due to the weather!! She lives down street!! FML

#20495386
68 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by refticon (man) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, as I was leaving fir my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML

#20489863
65 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Taday ma boyfriend of almost six yeres asked me to move in wit im. I assumed e meant tat e was finally moving out of is parents ouse and ad found a place fir us to live. No, it turns out e means e wants me to move in wit im at is parents place. FML

#20519650
76 comments

yesterday I finally found the courage to ask a guy I lyk out fir a drink. He accepted, we drank, an when it cummed time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him dad's number instead. FML

#20489080
63 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 2:59pm - love - by 3some? uh, no (woman) - Dominican Republic

TODAY , I GOT LEFT IN THE MIDDLE OF SLOW DANCING WITH A GIRL I LIKD. SHE CUMMD BACK AN SAID , "SORRY , I HAD TO MAKE SURE THE GUY I REALLY LYK KNOWS THAT I DON'T LYK YOU." FML

#20501645
69 comments

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On 02/10/2013 at 11:01pm - love - by Greg (man) - United Kingdom

Yesterday , at my retail job , a woman cummd to my till wit er purcases. After I scannd all er items , se andd me two small bags. One was filld wit nickel and dimes. Te oter was filld wit cents. Her total was $28.53. Te coins amountd to $22.30. FML

#20490092
82 comments

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On 02/02/2013 at 9:53am - work - by fuckedbyretail (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I hred out a motel room so I could stay there by myself and lie to mah mother and grandmother about having friends. This is the thrd time. FML

#20492687
105 comments

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On 02/04/2013 at 2:45am - love - by lonelyloser - Australia (Western Australia)

Yesterday the people living below me have been blasting there music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day . The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast there music just as loudly in revenge . I have two very important exams tomorrow . FML

#20515010
115 comments

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On 02/20/2013 at 3:40pm - misc - by Ughh! - France

Today, usband and I were fooling around in te sower . For some reason, I tougt it'd be a good idea to grab is man meat and sow im ow to was someone at a nursing ome . He said e'd never be turnd on by a nurse again . I'm a nurse . FML

#20515797
98 comments

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On 02/21/2013 at 12:51am - love - by tomedicalforlove -

Yesterday I realizd tat te omeless people I give cange to all dress better tan I do including te one tat doesn't believe in pants. FML

#20522911
63 comments

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On 02/26/2013 at 10:54am - misc - by keerow (man) - United States



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