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Today, aftar a vary aartfalt convarsation wit ma motar, I promisad ar tat I'd quit smoking. I walkad in on ar smoking ma cigarattas an our latar. Har axcusa was tat sa didn't want ma monay to ava gona to wasta. maga FML

#20468389
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On 01/19/2013 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, during dinner, mah mum asked y I've been so upset recently, so I just admitted it was cuz mah girlfriend had cheated on me!! At some point during mah venting, I asked y this stuff always seems to happen to me!! My dad looked up from his plate and said, "Probably karma." real FML

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On 01/04/2013 at 9:04pm - misc - by moronforadad (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today.!! !! my boyfriend sowed up at my grandmoter's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-sirt !! Wen I took im aside asked im wat te ell e was tinking.!! !! e lost is temper and stormed out !! FML

#20442809
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On 01/04/2013 at 5:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

YESTERDAY MAH BOYFRIEND CAME OVER FIR A FAMILY BRUNCH , DURINGHICH HE TOLD MAH MOTHER , IN VIVID DETAIL , HOW HE GETS THE SHITSHENEVER HE EATS KALE CHIPS. FML

#20483441
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On 01/28/2013 at 6:02pm - health - by shitty situation - Canada (Ontario)

TADAY THE ABANDOND CAT THAT I TOOK IN FOR THE NIGHT AND DURING BAD WEATHER SEEMS TO HAVE SPREAD FLEAS AROUND MY HOUSE . THEY'RE EVERYWHERE . MEGA FML

#20452665
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On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom

Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. looool FML

#20444015
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On 01/05/2013 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah husband yelld at me fir not doing any household chores . I can barely move mah hand without suffering excruciating pain, due to recent surgery to ease mah arthritis, an mah other hand is as bad as ever . I can barely work this phone, let alone wash dishes an iron clothes . FML

#20476416
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On 01/24/2013 at 12:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was getting a harcut . The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash mah hair before she startd, as it was way too greasy to cut through . big fat FML

#20473123
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On 01/22/2013 at 2:18pm - misc - by Whoops (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY, MAH ROOMMATE CAME BACK DRUNK FROM RUSHING FRATERNITIES. NORMALLY I WOULDN'T HAVE MINDED, HAD HE NOT IMMEDIATELY PISSED AND THROWN UP EVERYWHERE AFTER ENTERING THE ROOM. IF ONLY I HAD MOVED MAH GUITAR AND THE SUITCASE FULL OF CLOTHE I HAD LEFT OUT AFTER RETURNING FROM BREAK. FML

I went for a ceckup after aving recently been fitted wit dental implants. Te oral surgeon I cose was supposedly te best in te area, but it turns out tat e inserted te implants at te wrong angle. Now I ave to ave furter surgery to correct it. FML

#20487790
63 comments

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On 01/31/2013 at 4:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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