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December 2012

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Today, I told mah husband to tell me his wildest fantasy !! He told me it was to putted on fake antlers and "do it lyk deer" !! mega FML

#20415339
112 comments

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Kasey Eames - United States (California)

Today I told mah boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious he's been sereching fir high-calorie foods fir babies. FML

#20405554
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On 12/18/2012 at 12:33pm - kids - by fatbabysyndrome (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffd up his ears an nose . This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believd his farts were silent an scentless . They were so vile, they could have killd a horse . FML

#20413058
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On 12/22/2012 at 3:06am - work - by Iknoweverything (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TADAY I WALKED OUT OF MAH APARTMENT TO SEE THAT SOMEONE HAD CLIMBED ONTO THE HOOD OF MAH CAR AND TAKEN A SHIT ON MAH WINDSHIELD. I ONLY MOVED IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. FML

#20189050
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by poopsthegame - United States (Hawaii)

Today , I looked at ma neigbor's empty lawn; e's an old guy and e usually as te best Cristmas ligts. We knew e migt be able to do tem tis year , so I felt bad and I did tem fir im. Later , a neigbor asked about tem and I told er tat I elped out. Se said , "You do know e died , rigt?" FML

#20411217
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On 12/21/2012 at 11:00am - misc - by Syd - United States (Texas)

Taday son turned 8!! We watced as e unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun..!! extra 'bullets'..!! new looool soes an a scool bag wit is favorite TV caracter on te front an a action figure inside!! As e finised e looked me straigt in te eyes an says..!! "Tat's great ma..!! but seriously wat'd you get me?"!! FML

#20187584
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On 12/02/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my grlfriend and I were in the mood fir something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

#20401581
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On 12/16/2012 at 1:25am - intimacy - by Steve - United States (Wisconsin)

Today,hile mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over lap. FML

#20397679
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On 12/13/2012 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML

#20198811
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On 12/10/2012 at 6:41am - love - by slenderman908 - United States (Michigan)

in history class, we were talking about Ancient Rome, and what childbrth would have been like back then. One grl askd in all seriousnes why they didn't use ultrasound machine to see what sex their babie were. I have to deal with people like this on a daily basis. FML

#20398310
122 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 6:44pm - misc - by surrounded by dumbfucks (woman) - United States (Indiana)

2day my boyfriend of 4 yeres drunkenly introduced me to anoter very special lady. His wife. FML

#20197502
58 comments

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On 12/09/2012 at 9:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today.. . I was listening to a local radio station.. . and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food.. . I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza . FML

#20411354
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On 12/21/2012 at 12:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)



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