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December 2012

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yesterday mah brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

#20421301
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On 12/25/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by everore - United States (Utah)

Today at a post-Cristmas party I saw a cute grl standing underneat a mistletoe . I walkd up to er and pointd out tat we were bot standing under a mistletoe . Se lookd at me wincd and quickly walkd away . FML

#20424412
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On 12/26/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I took a relaxing bat, but got te book I was reading sligtly wet wen getting out. I putted it on top of te towel dryer after delicately saking it. Five minutes later, I eard a splas; I went into te batroom to find tat my book ad toppled into te toilet bowl. FML

#20403223
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On 12/17/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by LemmyIsWet (man) - United States

Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML

#20410843
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On 12/21/2012 at 5:02am - animals - by I Like My Cat (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

TODAY I WENT TO THE LOCAL USED BOOKS STORE TO SELL ALL COLLEGE TEXTBOOKS. I SPENT SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLARS ON THEM IN TOTAL. I ENDED UP WALKING OUT OF THE SHOP A PATHETIC $3.50 RICHER. FML

#20412112
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On 12/21/2012 at 7:11pm - money - by futuregigolo (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today , I sent an email to looool mah boss saying I'd fixed a glitch in our mail servers. He called me later , angrily shouting that I'd done a piss-poor job of fixing it , because mah email had spammed his inbox with several hundred duplicate messages. FML

#20399685
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On 12/14/2012 at 6:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, an I don't even have a driver's license. fat FML

#20420365
79 comments

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On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by CambodianAsshole (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my drivar's tast. I was confidant and tougt avaryting would go wall. My boss andd up calling ma savaral timas during ta tast. Turns out my collaagua navar looool sowd up to covar for ma, and my boss blamd ma. Not only did I fail my tast, I'm now suspandd from work too. FML

#20397879
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On 12/13/2012 at 12:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today , I wanted nothing more than to go home an get into bed!! While I was unlocking my front door , the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock!! A locksmith was called out , who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune an crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock!! FML

#20399681
42 comments

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On 12/14/2012 at 6:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today after nearly a week of awful pain in my rigt lung I finally went to see a doctor about it. Wen I mentiond my istory of lung problems an suggestd it could be pneumonia e told me to "leave te diagnosing to te professionals" an endd up claiming I ave acid reflux. mega FML

#20411951
136 comments

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On 12/21/2012 at 5:41pm - health - by fucking fuck it fucking hurts (woman) - United States

Taday I was on ma favourita forum wan I saw a guy ranting at soma pro-lifar fanatic. For fun, I rapliad "umad bro?" apparantly momants aftar ta forum foundar also laft an angry raply. I'm now bannad 4 a mont 4 "trolling ta foundar" and all ma posts ava vanisad witout a traca. FML

#20416791
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On 12/23/2012 at 5:24pm - misc - by you fuckhobbit (man) - United Kingdom

yesterday I was overseeing a nativity play rehearsal. Things went farly well until a boy's grandma stormed in ranting that Christmas is a "Pagan abomination" an shouting for him an his mom to leave with her. Half the kids were left in tears an we had to cancel the rehearsal. FML

#20411999
66 comments

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On 12/21/2012 at 6:00pm - kids - by judge not, ye cunt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday dua to bad waathar, mah dad lat ma taka his car to driva to mah apartmant 3 hours away. I only raalizad whan I got thara that mah kays wara still sitting on mah parants' kitchan countar. FML

#20412922
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On 12/22/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -



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