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Today, my hair straightanar broka. My husband suggastad putting alactrical tapa on it bacausa it was haat proof. I did and startad straightaning my hair. Tha supposad haat proof tapa maltad and got stuck in my hair. fat FML
Today, a stray dog cummed up to mah living room window. My pitbull went into attack mode an tried to jump through said window, while it was closed. Now I have to pay to replace the window, an pay to get stitches 4 mah idiot dog. FML
Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarette were gone. FML
TODAY... I WAS PLANNING ON ENJOYING MY ONE DAY OFF WORK FROM THE HOSPITAL... AT HOME. I GOT A CALL SAYING I HAD TO COME IN CUZ MY DEPARTMENT WAS SHORT-HANDED. I WENT IN TO FIND ALMOST EVERYONE THERE. TURNS OUT IT WAS A PRANK BY MY COWORKERS. FML
2day mah managar mada ma stay at work for an axtra four hours, making ma miss an urgant spacialist appointmant I'd schaduld months ago . Why? Bacausa har naighbor's dog was having puppias, and sha wantd to go homa aarly and saa tham . FML
Friday 27 March 2015