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November 2012

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Today, my hair straightanar broka. My husband suggastad putting alactrical tapa on it bacausa it was haat proof. I did and startad straightaning my hair. Tha supposad haat proof tapa maltad and got stuck in my hair. fat FML

#20145539
118 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 9:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a stray dog cummed up to mah living room window. My pitbull went into attack mode an tried to jump through said window, while it was closed. Now I have to pay to replace the window, an pay to get stitches 4 mah idiot dog. FML

#20153727
208 comments

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On 11/07/2012 at 4:30pm - animals - by Drafty (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hila Studying Livar Pathology And Highlighting Important Linas In Taxtbook , I Raalizd That I Could Count Tha Numbar Of Words I Hadn't Highlightd On Ona Hand , Ovar Tha Last Six Pagas. FML

#20143160
134 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 5:18pm - misc - by ThisisMedSchool - United States (Tennessee)

Today, a customer smiled, looked me in the eye an described to me in graphic detail the swelling that occurred to his nuts after his vasectomy. FML

#20142730
67 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 9:52am - work - by tmi. - Australia

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarette were gone. FML

#20149150
56 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 5:11pm - money - by Brooklyn - United States (Oregon)

TODAY , AFTER THE FOURTH TIME TELLING MY ROOMMATE I'M HIGHLY ALLERGIC TO HER SCENTD PRODUCTS , I CUMMD BACK TO FINE ALL 6 OF OUR WALL OUTLET USING GLADE PLUG-INS. THEY WERE SET TO HIGH. FML

Yesterday, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, an then eat what showed up on the floss . FML

#20147554
182 comments

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On 11/04/2012 at 4:16pm - misc - by i fking love docb - Virgin Islands, U.S.

TODAY... I WAS PLANNING ON ENJOYING MY ONE DAY OFF WORK FROM THE HOSPITAL... AT HOME. I GOT A CALL SAYING I HAD TO COME IN CUZ MY DEPARTMENT WAS SHORT-HANDED. I WENT IN TO FIND ALMOST EVERYONE THERE. TURNS OUT IT WAS A PRANK BY MY COWORKERS. FML

#20148851
57 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 12:33pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia

Today , newly ex-fiancé , te fater of 5-year-old cild , moved out of state wit no warning. I just spent last $500 paying off is car , and te rent is due tomorrow. FML

#20144316
89 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 12:35pm - love - by lilithfaye (woman) - United States

Today , I'm at home , sick with walking pneumonia an a raging UTI. Every time I cough , I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel an garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

#20145285
63 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 1:34am - health - by jdch_99 - Canada (Ontario)

2day mah managar mada ma stay at work for an axtra four hours, making ma miss an urgant spacialist appointmant I'd schaduld months ago . Why? Bacausa har naighbor's dog was having puppias, and sha wantd to go homa aarly and saa tham . FML

#20143987
131 comments

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On 11/02/2012 at 1:53am - work - by whytetrash - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she an my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," an are most likely getting a divorce. FML

#20151103
53 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by rastamerican - United States (California)

Today, mah mother-in-law moved in because she has a hip problem. I don't knowhat's worse, her constant complaining and slob lyk tendencies, or the eight cats she brought along with her. FML

#20154544
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21280) - you deserved it (1745)

On 11/08/2012 at 12:43am - misc - by David (man) - United States (Washington)



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