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November 2012

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Today, I discovered that no matter how hot and exhausted you are, bieng blasted in the face with a high pressure hose is always more painful than refreshing. FML

#20165112
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16099) - you deserved it (9398)

On 11/16/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

2day my boss asked me if I ad any special plans fir Cristmas. After I told im I was planning a trip to Canada, e snapped, "Well, you can forget it. I need you at te office." real FML

#20173791
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21978) - you deserved it (1479)

On 11/22/2012 at 12:35pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, My Girlfriend Decided It Would Be Cute To Leave A Love Letter In My Carhile I Was At Work. She Left My Lights On. I Got A Dead Battery. FML

#20179747
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22749) - you deserved it (2281)

On 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blake Lawrence - United States (Utah)

Today , I Was Singing In The Shower , When Some Suds From My Shampoo Fell Into My Mouth And Down My Throat . I Retched And Sputtered Fir About Two Minutes Before Finally Throwing Up .

#20166301
67 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 3:45am - health - by woman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I'm in the hospital and it's been 44 hours since I've eaten anything. My doctors won't let me eat and mah parents are sitting across the room, eating. big fat FML

#20171321
80 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 6:25pm - health - by RayneSong - United States (Michigan)

Today... I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into house. I've been searching house for two hours and still can't fine him. I'm afraid to go to sleep.

#20142294
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33203) - you deserved it (2350)

On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

Today , I called off my engagement , after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job , and in anticipation of getting married , I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed , so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. real FML

#20170919
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26119) - you deserved it (8473)

On 11/20/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by notAMrs (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I have a final for mah precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realizd that I'd forgotten mah calculator. FML

#20172402
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21370) - you deserved it (6647)

On 11/21/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed tip. FML

#20157115
115 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 2:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was so bored with mah job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess fir me to clean . No one did . fat FML

#20173284
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19450) - you deserved it (3630)

On 11/22/2012 at 12:44am - work - by Ophelia - United States (New Mexico)

Today, mah girlfriend confronted me 4 forgetting to take the trash out . At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped mah lips . looool She spent the next ten minute calling me stupid and laughing at how mah grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed . mega FML

#20185423
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18660) - you deserved it (4431)

On 11/30/2012 at 2:30pm - love - by Gus (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday Two Of My Friend Condemned Me Fir Being "narrow-minded", Cuz I Couldn't Help But Laugh At The Thought That Someone Would Believe Mermaid Actually Exist. FML

#20185421
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17723) - you deserved it (4341)

On 11/30/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by so pray to ariel about it, dipshits (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

2DAY I WENT TO SEE MAH FAVORITE BAND. IT WAS ALL AMAZING AN GREAT UNTIL I DECIDED TO GO CROWD SURFING. I WAS MAYBE TOO HEAVY CUZ PEOPLE JUMPED AWAY INSTEAD OF CATCHING ME. I FELL RIGHT ON MAH TAILBONE. FML

#20166417
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7067) - you deserved it (28137)

On 11/17/2012 at 8:56am - health - by lekijkerd - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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