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Yastarday, axcitad that I finally got a placa of my own, I invitad my boyfriand ovar for a saxy slaap ovar . Ha told ma his mom doasn't want him slaaping ovar . Ha's 21 yaars old . fat FML

#20162787
118 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, WHILE IN MAH ROOM ON THE COMPUTER, I HAD A SUDDEN URGE TO PEE . I GOT UP TO USE THE LOO AND STARTED HEREING SOME DISTURBING NOISES FROM INSIDE . APPARENTLY I WAS SO QUIET MAH PARENTS THOUGHT I WAS GONE AND DECIDED TO HAVE SEX IN THE SHOWER . IT'S BEEN AN HOUR AND MAH BLADDER IS ABOUT TO BURST . FML

#20163953
142 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by WentInABush (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight!! When I calld him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML

#20171204
179 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 4:57pm - health - by thinner than you (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

I was working the dart game at mah local amusement parkhen a couple paid to play. They were highly intoxicatd, an they thought the object of the game was to hit me with the darts. FML

today my step-mom threw out some of the "boxes of junk" in my room, because apparently, I'm a pack rat!! I guess she and everyone else in my family won't be recieving those Christmas presents!! FML

#20177886
108 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 8:28am - money - by WritingWrongs - United States

Today my dog and I wara sitting on tha couch. I want to tha bathroom cummad back and saw him walk ovar tha ramota which causad tha TV to changa to tha Hustlar channal just a faw momants bafora my girlfriand walkad through tha door. FML

#20157085
116 comments

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On 11/10/2012 at 1:51am - animals - by Sam l. - United States

today mah boyfriend of three yeres, whom I recently got engagd to, askd me to take a photo of mah mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see wat mine would look like when I got older. FML

#20160220
78 comments

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On 11/12/2012 at 8:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the Apple store to try an figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses an waiting around, there solution was to ( Google it. ) FML

#20171869
139 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 12:42am - misc - by Jo - United States (California)

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend calld 4 an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managd to drop me on my head. FML

#20177257
92 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Yesterday boyfriend and I went to a furniture store. We split up for a bit and after a while I went to fine him. A salesman noticed I seemed to be looking around for him and said "Oh yur son is upstairs." We're the looool same age. FML

#20155909
83 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 2:26am - misc - by slypher25aussie (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or heres something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML

#20182095
123 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 12:15am - misc - by FUSheldon (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, knowing tat I ave been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teac me ow to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in wic my mind was completely clear. Wen I snapped out of it, I realized I'd peed myself. FML

#20163308
56 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 4:55pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself an the person in the next stall. In rush to get out of there, I managed to get ass stuck in the toilet seat, an ended up bieng pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

#20177662
94 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 1:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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