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October 2012

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Today, it's mah birthday. I spent $100 on myself, using it to set up an account so that mah son can call me from jail. FML

#20117850
85 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:10am - kids - by Reihna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today... I realized tat every targeted advertisement on my Facebook involve gym membersip an diet pills. FML

#20096947
100 comments

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On 10/01/2012 at 4:04pm - health - by liveviathetredmill - United States (New York)

Yesterday, ma boyfriend an I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in te ills. A giant busfire erupted in te ills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out ere because te roads are closed. So romantic. FML

#20132703
79 comments

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On 10/25/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by not even a sexy bushfire - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, I WAS COMPLIMANTAD FIR AVING AMAZINGLY LIFALIKA WARTS AS PART OF MY WITC COSTUMA, AND WAS ASKAD OW I ACIAVAD TA AFFACT SO WALL. I DIDN'T AVA TA AART TO ADMIT TAY WARA JUST MY PIMPLAS UNDAR GRAAN MAKAUP. FML

#20138696
44 comments

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On 10/29/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by mistickfae - United States

yesterday after having trid 4 month to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview 4 a higher position. Everything went great, an I was told I would get a call next week 4 my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating there canceling the position. FML

#20099884
33 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 12:19pm - work - by bb - United States (New Hampshire)

2day I Found Out That Even Though Your Brother Agrees To Watch Your Dogs Fir A Week... It Does Not Mean That He Will Pick Up After Them. Apparently... It's Okay To Leave Piss An Shit All Over The Deck An Floors Cuz There Not His Dogs An He Shouldn't Have To Clean Up There Messes. FML

#20120904
77 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 11:53am - animals - by JennyPenny (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, mah sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML

#20125135
104 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 11:10am - misc - by iamsolid - United States

Today... I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night... a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk an violent... causing the others to panic an drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend an I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML

#20134435
74 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 4:49pm - misc - by Miss Spasticator (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I forgot to pay fir my train ride fir the first time . Today was also the first time I've ever seen transit security checking fir people's ticket and kicking offender off . real FML

#20125823
87 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 9:59pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I purchased a brand new television. Not long after the professional who hung it on my wall left, it cummed crashing down on my hardwood floor. I'm now left with a busted TV, a tear in my living room wall, and a severely drained bank account. FML

#20125611
128 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 6:48pm - money - by fuck gangnam style in the anus - United States (California)

TODAY AN EXTERMINATOR SPRAYD FIR COCKROACHES IN MAH DORM ROOM . AFTER CLASSES I GOT BACK TO FIND THREE LARGE COCKROACHES ON TOP OF MAH BD . NOW THAT THE EXTERMINATOR HAS SPRAYD EVERYTHING ALL THE COCKROACHES R COMING OUT . FML

#20122351
108 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 10:41am - animals - by Annonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was frd 4 actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been frd , the other company will no longer give me the time of day. mega FML

#20132895
101 comments

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On 10/25/2012 at 4:13pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WALKD INTO WORK, AFTAR HAVING GIVAN MY BOSS A WAATHAR PRADICTION LAST WAAK, SO HA COULD DACIDA ON WHICH DAY TO OPAN A NAW COMPANY DIVISION !! I WAS IMMADIATALY TAKAN ASIDA AND WRITTAN UP FOR ( PROVIDING FALSA INFORMATION, ADVARSLAY IMPACTING MORALA ) !! FML

#20122652
74 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 3:40pm - work - by johnnyfuckfacer (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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