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October 2012

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Today , I'm going to ba alping ta lova of my lifa pick out an angagamant ring for my cousin. FML

#20107387
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29145) - you deserved it (3602)

On 10/08/2012 at 12:39pm - love - by unlucky - United States (Michigan)

Today , I left the hospital after having knee surgery. While trying to fine my balance on my crutches , I was holding onto the roof of the car. My mum slammed the car door shut , not noticing my hand. I can barely even bend my fingers to hold onto my crutches. mega FML

#20105201
78 comments

Today... I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left... they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was... to which one of them replied... "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML

#20123166
48 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 9:57pm - kids - by Jessica - United States

Today, mah mom decided to wake me up by pouring ice cold water on mah face. Again. FML

#20136629
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19184) - you deserved it (3827)

On 10/28/2012 at 6:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML

#20096548
54 comments

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On 10/01/2012 at 8:50am - misc - by awks - United States (Virginia)

2day fir the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, an berated by mah wife fir ( endangering our child's life. ) I took her to the doctor fir a vaccination an flu shot yesterday. FML

#20121390
247 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by DrugsRX (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today bafora laaving mah housa I OCD-chackad all of mah doors 16 timas to maka sura that thay wara lockad!! Whan I got homa mah housa had baan brokan into!! Turns out I accidantally unlockad mah front door whan trying to lock it for tha last tima!! This is why I hava OCD!! FML

#20141026
104 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, At Work My Boss Called Me Into His Office Because He Had Received Multiple Complaints From Coworkers About A Prank Sound Machine I Have Been Using To Make Inappropriate Fart Sounds At My Desk. I Wish It Was A Fart Machine; I Have A Condition. FML

#20122062
74 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 2:33am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating . He was with a girl . He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again . FML

#20112854
91 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 10:48pm - love - by sadness - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went out of mah way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and startd waving paper in mah face, and I snappd at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realisd she was returning something that fell out of mah pocket. She lookd terrifid. FML

#20133994
89 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 8:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

TODAY, TERE WAS A ORRIBLE SMELL IN MA KITCEN. I TRIED TO FINE TE SOURCE, BUT FAILED AND AD TO LEAVE FOR TE DAY. TAT NIGT, MA BROTER INFORMED ME TAT TE SMELL WAS COMING FROM A DEAD MOUSE STUCK IN OUR TOASTER. FML

#20131308
73 comments

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On 10/24/2012 at 1:35pm - animals - by 12693 - Australia (Western Australia)

I Found A Notabook Mah 12-yaar-old Sistar Had Baan Doodling In . Turns Out Tha "doodlas" Wara Poams Full Of Obscanitias And Dascriptions Of How Sha Wantad To Hurt Harsalf . Whan I Showad It To Mah Mom, Sha Accusad Ma Of Writing Tha Notabook Mysalf To Frama Mah Sistar . FML

#20133698
115 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 12:38am - kids - by familyofpsychos - United States (Nebraska)

Today my four roommatas an I contractad lica . Whila all our haads wara slatharad in mayonnaisa an saran wrap our building's fira alarm want off . FML

#20103879
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21309) - you deserved it (2984)

On 10/06/2012 at 3:28am - health - by EastOneTen - United States



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