Today, my fiancé's mother tried to arrange a marriage for him to a nice Indian girl, again. We've been engaged for a year, and the wedding is in a month. FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:12am - love - by Beth (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I found out that my partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML
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On 04/12/2012 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Munkeh (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I put my ironing board away in the bathroom. After closing the door, I heard a loud noise. The board had opened up while falling over, taking up the width of the room. I can't open the door. FML
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On 04/26/2012 at 4:45pm - misc - by Magicgwen - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I thought it would make a change to go out wearing a hat, something I never do. I got about 100 yards down the road when someone shouted out, "Hey, the 80s called, they want their hat back!" FML
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On 04/20/2012 at 11:46am - misc - by BadHat (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I took off the training wheels of my niece's bike. I tried to show her how to ride it, but she told me to get off because I needed a fat girl's bike. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 8:09am - kids - by Mary Kathryn (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I heard that my ex-girlfriend was spreading scurrilous rumours about me all over our university. It appears that I distribute white supremacist propaganda, and that my sexual fantasies involve animals and vegetation. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 6:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I came home from work to find my kids playing Frisbee with my collection of rare, valuable vinyl records. The term "smash hit record" took on a whole new meaning. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 2:57am - kids - by ChampionshipVinyl - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 10:54am - love - by unloved (woman) - United States
Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML
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On 04/22/2012 at 1:24am - health - by Andrew7847 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as the "short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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On 04/27/2012 at 8:04am - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm - health - by clinictime - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML
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On 04/24/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by suhleedah18 - United States
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