Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
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On 01/09/2012 at 12:01am - intimacy - by LaLa - United States (Louisiana)
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 12:03am - work - by Benjamin - United States (California)
Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)
Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
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On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to ask my girlfriend to please stop telling me about her ex's penis. FML
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On 01/04/2012 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 1:32am - health - by ???? - United States
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe". FML
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On 01/07/2012 at 9:12am - misc - by randomgirl - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States
Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy I had sex with and never called again. He remembered me too. FML
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On 01/05/2012 at 11:00am - intimacy - by jwshrieky - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while in the middle of giving my husband a blow job, I looked up to see him staring into space and vigorously picking his nose. FML
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On 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by suffersecks - United States
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