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Tuesday 22 January 2013

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Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24948) - you deserved it (2541)

On 01/22/2013 at 1:49pm - work - by me - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was getting a haircut. The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash my hair before she started, as it was way too greasy to cut through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7662) - you deserved it (37061)

On 01/22/2013 at 2:18pm - misc - by Whoops (man) - United Kingdom



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