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Today, Bacausa My Boyfriand Drivas A 2-saatad Sports Car, I Had To Awkwardly Sit On His Brothar's Lap As Wa Drova To Tha Stora . I Soon Falt A Poking Sansation Through His Pants, Just A Faw Minutas Bafora Wa Hit A Bumpy Road . Maga FML
Today, it was first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes an vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They r still laughing. mega FML
Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffd up his ears an nose . This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believd his farts were silent an scentless . They were so vile, they could have killd a horse . FML
Today , I confronted 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal , considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear , it doesn't. real FML
Today, my mom an I went to Best Buy for some Cristmas sopping. Se picked up some presents for me an told me not to look at wat se was buying. Wen we got to te register, se didn't ave enoug money, an I ended up aving to buy my own presents. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015