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Saturday 22 December 2012

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Today, Bacausa My Boyfriand Drivas A 2-saatad Sports Car, I Had To Awkwardly Sit On His Brothar's Lap As Wa Drova To Tha Stora . I Soon Falt A Poking Sansation Through His Pants, Just A Faw Minutas Bafora Wa Hit A Bumpy Road . Maga FML

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On 12/22/2012 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by orgasmicriding (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today.. . I asked mah grlfriend to marry me . She pretended not to hear me . FML

#20413271
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On 12/22/2012 at 7:50am - love - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was first time at the club. I saw a really cute girl. I finally worked up the courage to ask her to dance. Before I even got within five feet of her, she looked me in the eyes an vehemently shook her head. I did a 180. My friends saw everything. They r still laughing. mega FML

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On 12/22/2012 at 6:21am - misc - by divingconfidence (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today... I dyed mah naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seieng me... mah boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex... because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML

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On 12/22/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by brunetteshavemorefun (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffd up his ears an nose . This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believd his farts were silent an scentless . They were so vile, they could have killd a horse . FML

#20413058
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On 12/22/2012 at 3:06am - work - by Iknoweverything (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I confronted 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal , considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear , it doesn't. real FML

#20414355
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On 12/22/2012 at 6:29pm - kids - by Jane (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy profassad his lova for ma in front of mah friands. Tha guy is mah first cousin. FML

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On 12/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by Brittany (woman) - United States

yesterday I had a look through mah dad's grlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know wat I'm getting 4 christmas. Worst part: I now know mah dad's favourite position. FML

#20413212
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On 12/22/2012 at 6:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today I was drunk at a party an confessed my love fir my crush an told her how I felt . According to my friends I made out with another girl not long after my confession . FML

#20412747
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On 12/22/2012 at 12:01am - love - by Stupid Drunk - United States

Today, my mom an I went to Best Buy for some Cristmas sopping. Se picked up some presents for me an told me not to look at wat se was buying. Wen we got to te register, se didn't ave enoug money, an I ended up aving to buy my own presents. mega FML

#20413996
70 comments

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On 12/22/2012 at 3:25pm - money - by dude, where's my balls? :( (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today wile talking to ma boyfriend e got looool upset an accused me of making up words to make im feel stupid. All cuz I used te word "vapid." FML

#20414233
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On 12/22/2012 at 5:19pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday dua to bad waathar, mah dad lat ma taka his car to driva to mah apartmant 3 hours away. I only raalizad whan I got thara that mah kays wara still sitting on mah parants' kitchan countar. FML

#20412922
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