Monday 10 December 2012 
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Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 2:21am - love - by Tonguetied0496 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 5:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)
Today, I had to do a presentation in front of my entire school. I was very nervous, so I used the old trick of picturing everyone naked. Everyone then got a good view of my erection. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake at 4 am. Not knowing how it got on my iPod, I checked and found I had bought the whole $17.00 album in my sleep. This is the second time this month; the first time I downloaded the soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz". FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 12:10am - money - by hailey - United States (Maryland)
Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States
Today, I overheard my parents fighting about who has been the most loyal. I found out my Dad has cheated twice, and is still the most faithful of the two. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 6:41am - love - by slenderman908 - United States (Michigan)
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 6:32pm - money - by ihncredible - United States (Michigan)
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 5:13am - misc - by LLCK - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 9:05pm - work - by golfstar11 - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went on a date with a great girl; we went out to dinner and saw a movie. After the movie, we went out to my car to find out that a homeless man had broken the window, climbed into it, and was eating the leftover pasta with his fingers. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Alec (man) - United States
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 1:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my family went on a family trip without me. Their reason for not bringing me? My older sister wanted extra legroom during the drive. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
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On 12/10/2012 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by hnickell93 - United States (California)
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