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Monday 26 November 2012

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Today , I ran into mah sister,ho nobody in the family has seen in six years. She looked very happy working the pole. FML

#20179890
170 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 3:54pm - misc - by Teddy (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I played paintball with a bunch of friends. By the end of the day... grlfriend and I were the only people left on the field. She shot me mercilessly... and I screamed lyk a little grl. 30 people watched... 4 people filmed. FML

#20179414
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On 11/26/2012 at 5:26am - misc - by Z (man) - Australia

Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, ( So, is it, like, November in Australia too? ) This is the future of America.

#20179140
169 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 12:27am - kids - by toritoratora - United States (California)

Today, in a state of extreme boredom, I decided to dress mah 6-month-old son in girl's clothes. As he sat in mah lap in a frilly dress, an as I was placing a very pink an lacy bow on his head, mah mother-in-law unexpectedly walked in. She now think I'm mentally unstable an should be in therapy. FML

2day mah boyfriend dumpd me by throwing mah stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I trid explaining that I have no clue wat he's talking about, he startd exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants looool on fire!" FML

#20180296
141 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 8:41pm - love - by imnotacheateryouimmaturefuck (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's our thrd anniversary. After a candlelit dinner and a midnight boat ride, my wife turned down sex, cuz "it's too cliché." FML

#20179174
108 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 12:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had some soup that my dad made . I took one sip and found he had puttd tons of hot sauce in it . I rushd to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had usd it as an ash tray the night before . I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash . FML

#20179829
93 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 3:13pm - misc - by Autocorrected - Philippines (Manila)

Today, My Parant Told Ma That Thay Had Joind A Local Club. Proud Of Tham For Going Out Of Thara Comfort Zona To Maka Naw Friands, I Googld Tha Nama Of Tha Club. I'm Sura Thay'll Maka Soma Lifalong Friand At Thara First Swingar Club Maat. FML

#20179494
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On 11/26/2012 at 8:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I decided to be responsible an call a cab to take drunk ass home from the bar!! As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out an had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more!! The police soon arrived an arrested us all!! FML

#20180075
105 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 6:11pm - misc - by ronboy - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday after being single fir a while now I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy mah friend convinced me would be perfect fir me . He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time . He is 27 . FML

#20180462
81 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by N - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I Was Saparating Mah Notas Into Two Pilas: Ona To Sava Fir Axam Studying An Ona To Throw Out. I Finishd Saparating, Pickd Up Tha Junk Pila An Absantmindadly Shraddd It. Aftarwards, I Lookd Down To Saa Tha Junk Pila Still Complataly Intact. Goodbya, Passing Gradas. Raal FML

#20180442
73 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 10:03pm - work - by shark - United States (Texas)

Today, My Girlfriend Decided It Would Be Cute To Leave A Love Letter In My Carhile I Was At Work. She Left My Lights On. I Got A Dead Battery. FML

#20179747
81 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blake Lawrence - United States (Utah)



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