Thursday 29 March 2012 
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Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got my foot stuck in the car seat belt. I kept pulling to loosen it up but it just kept getting tighter till my foot was in the air, so I started panicking and eventually started crying. My boyfriend had to pull over and save me from a seat belt. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 2:33am - misc - by greeneyedpothead - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm - work - by nicoleee - United States
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by LassieToe (woman) - Australia
Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States
Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 2:29pm - misc - by no one - United States (Texas)
Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while licking the cover of a pudding cup. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by scarletscarface (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)
Today, I learned that my mother now refuses to drink anything but bottled water because she actually believes that the government is putting a chemical in tap water that lowers pregnancy rates. She is trying for her 5th child. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 10:16pm - misc - by rusrs - United Kingdom
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Jayne - United States
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
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