Tuesday 21 February 2012 
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Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia
Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States
Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)
Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by mishie1 (woman) - United States
Today, my dad was complaining about how he makes so little money, so I suggested he invent something. The first thing that came to his mind was an automatic animal masturbator. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:43pm - intimacy - by nothowtheydoitinalabama - United States (Oregon)
Today, I discovered the hard way that all the scare stories I'd heard about rats getting into pipes and finding their way into your toilet are, in fact, true. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - misc - by TheHezzer - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 6:49am - work - by annoym - United States (Florida)
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 12:01am - love - by bloodshedblack - United States (Colorado)
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 1:45pm - love - by GeeTwo - United States
Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Germany (Thuringen)
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