Saturday 23 February 2013 
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Today, a colleague gave me an expensive box of chocolates for my birthday. I was surprised she spent so much on me, but didn't think much of it. Only when I got back home and excitedly opened the box did I realise the chocolates had expired months ago. FML
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On 02/23/2013 at 8:42pm - work - by Migole (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echoed through the meditation chamber. If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros. FML
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On 02/22/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and extolled the virtues of a "full blown sexual relationship with oneself", advising my teenage sister to "only include the men when they behave." FML
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On 02/18/2013 at 3:24am - intimacy - by buxton1 - United States (California)
Today, my son asked me if the short films I write are for little kids or for adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said it was for adults. He went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML
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On 02/20/2013 at 7:01am - kids - by Laila - United States
Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. Includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML
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On 02/20/2013 at 8:54am - misc - by kryan012 - United States (Georgia)
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
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On 02/23/2013 at 1:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)
Today, I realized that the homeless people I give change to all dress better than I do, including the one that doesn't believe in pants. FML
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On 02/26/2013 at 10:54am - misc - by keerow (man) - United States
Today, I found that someone had paid off my $16,500 student loan. I was so excited that I called my family and posted on Facebook about how awesome it was. Then I called the loan company and found out that they had just sold my loan to another company; no one had actually paid it off. FML
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On 02/28/2013 at 2:19am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was in bed when I rolled over and saw a hand right beside my head. I freaked out and nearly peed myself, just to realize that it was the huggable heart pillow my boyfriend had given to me on Valentine's Day. FML
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On 02/27/2013 at 2:59am - misc - by girlymae (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I had to sneak out of work early to pick my 14-year-old son up from school. He and a friend had been found covered in Astroglide, racing each other down the corridor on their bellies. My boss noticed my absence from work, and now my son and I are both on suspension. FML
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On 02/28/2013 at 7:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
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On 02/27/2013 at 1:27pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)
Today, the arts company I work for cancelled our 8 pm sold-out outdoor performance at 7:30 due to rain, and will have to reticket 550 patrons. I'm the only person in the office trained in ticketing. It stopped raining 10 minutes after we cancelled it. FML
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On 02/22/2013 at 10:48am - work - by Wilf (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, while at work, my ex-boyfriend came in. I pretended not to see him, hoping he would just pass on by. No such luck. He stopped to tell me that he was there for orientation. My company hired him. FML
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On 02/24/2013 at 8:56am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
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