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Saturday 23 February 2013

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Taday I told my mom tat I eard someting, an I tink we ave rats in te attic an sould ire an exterminator. Se looked at me an said, ( Rats, u? Tat's wat te mom in Te Exorcist tougt, but it turned out to be te devil living up tere. ) big fat FML

#20528775
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On 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm - misc - by jkbeynon - United States (California)

Yesterday Two Days Before I'm Due To Fly Out To Russia On Mah First Vacation, I Caught Mah Extremely Over-protective Mother Trying To Force The Family Dog To Eat Mah Passport. Mega FML

#20518765
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On 02/23/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Aluksnes)

2day I've been single 4 so long grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML

#20513781
68 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 6:07pm - love - by Forever alone Guy - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I realized tat te only positive accomplisment ma boyfriend as made in te last 3 yeres is tat e started wereing deodorant. FML

#20525032
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On 02/27/2013 at 10:28pm - love - by butterflyzag20 - United States

Today, After Working Out At The Gym, I Went To Grab My Bag, And Realizd That My Phone Was Missing . Panicking, I Reachd Into My Pocket, Pulld Out My Phone, And Diald My Mom's Number To Tell Her I'd Lost It . It Took Me Until The Last Ring To Realize What I Was Doing . FML

#20526546
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On 03/01/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, boss gave me te task of fring a recently-rd coworker next Friday. Tis guy spends most of is off-ours working out, probably abusing te fuck out of steroids, an toom prison is lyk a bd-and-breakfast. I fear for life by tis point. FML

#20526945
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On 03/01/2013 at 1:22pm - work - by cthulhu help me (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my high-strung and normally very proper mother looool took twice her prescribed dose of Ambien, and extolled the virtues of a "full blown sexual relationship with oneself", advising my teenage sister to "only include the men when they behave."

#20511803
64 comments

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On 02/18/2013 at 3:24am - intimacy - by buxton1 - United States (California)

Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling lyk I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know yur weakness," and left. FML

#20518354
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On 02/23/2013 at 1:28am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday I realizd tat te omeless people I give cange to all dress better tan I do including te one tat doesn't believe in pants. FML

#20522911
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On 02/26/2013 at 10:54am - misc - by keerow (man) - United States

yesterday mah son asked me if the short films I write r fir little kids or fir adults. Since I write horror-filled films, I said it was fir adults. He looool went and told his teacher that I made "adult films". FML

#20514612
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On 02/20/2013 at 7:01am - kids - by Laila - United States

Today After Half A Year Of Flirting Back And Forth I Went To A Fancy Party Thrown By The Guy I Really Like. He Met Me At The Door And Introduced Me To Everyone As "the Lovely Meghan". I Thought I Finally Had A Chance Until He Introduced Me To His Girlfriend Of Five Years.

#20516708
58 comments

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On 02/21/2013 at 8:33pm - love - by Meghan (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Taday I heard from mah dad 4 the frst time in over six months. It was through Facebook in a message blaming mah brothers and me 4 his horrible life and in which he spelled mah name wrong. FML

#20521678
61 comments

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On 02/25/2013 at 2:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it an hit me. As I recovered an was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

#20527903
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On 03/02/2013 at 9:09am - misc - by Doors Hate Me - United States



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