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Tuesday 19 February 2013

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Today, I muted the TV just in time to hear my mom yell at my dad about how their sex life is "non-existent". FML


I agree, your life sucks (36396) - you deserved it (4507)

On 02/22/2013 at 8:06am - intimacy - by PoorMe - United States

Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML


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On 02/19/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by CaBur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26254) - you deserved it (3346)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:21pm - health - by NewDrugs (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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