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Tuesday 12 February 2013

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Today, at work I got in an elevator to go upstairs. It wasn't until the doors opened minutes later and people stepped in that I realized I had zoned out and forgot to press the button for the floor I needed. I then promptly exited the elevator and waited for the next elevator to go up in. FML

#20513703
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8467) - you deserved it (22927)

On 02/19/2013 at 5:03pm - work - by CaBur (man) - United States (California)

Today, my sister posted on her Facebook that she hates moving because of all of the packing that she and my family have to do. I didn't even know we're moving. FML

#20510343
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28722) - you deserved it (2201)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:38am - misc - by left-out - United States

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

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33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38867) - you deserved it (8401)

On 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML

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21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22422) - you deserved it (2563)

On 02/12/2013 at 2:41am - health - by shots shots shots (woman) - United States (California)



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