Monday 4 February 2013 
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Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 1:24am - love - by katelynm - United States
Today, after weeks of practice, I proudly did 9 chin-ups on my chin-up bar. As soon as I was done, my 11-year-old daughter came over and banged out 12 of them. Then she wiped her sweaty hands off and did 8 more. Then she gave me pointers on my technique. FML
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On 02/04/2013 at 8:00pm - health - by WeakerThanaLittleGirl (man) - United States
Today, while my mother-in-law visited, I asked if she wouldn't mind watching my son for 10 minutes as I had run out of baby shampoo. I came back home to see she had shaved his head completely bald. That was his very first haircut. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 5:48pm - kids - by missedout (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found a cup full of urine in the bathtub. No one in my family knows where it came from. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 10:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I gave my 5-year-old daughter a unicorn pillow pet. She ended up giving him an ill-advised name, and has been loudly proclaiming to everyone she sees that her pillow pet is Horny. FML
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On 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
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On 02/07/2013 at 4:51am - misc - by fviz (woman) - United States
Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Lockedinroom (man) - United States
Today, my dad took me to the empty parking lot of Wal-Mart to try driving for the first time. All was well until he shouted at me for going too slow, which startled me into jerking the wheel and simultaneously stomping on the gas. I don't think Geico covers a Wal-Mart-sized dent in one's car. FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 7:49pm - misc - by gilbirds (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I attended my first surgery as part of my program at med school. I found out that when I see someone's intestines, I vomit. Even if I'm still wearing a surgical mask. There goes the thousands of dollars I spent on college. FML
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On 02/05/2013 at 10:08pm - health - by A troubled ex med school student - United States (Ohio)
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
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On 02/10/2013 at 11:17am - kids - by littlemiss - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML
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On 02/07/2013 at 7:28pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
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