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Sunday 3 February 2013

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, my boyfriend came over for a family brunch, during which he told my mother, in vivid detail, how he gets the shits whenever he eats kale chips. FML

#20483441
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23010) - you deserved it (2730)

On 01/28/2013 at 6:02pm - health - by shitty situation - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

#20494244
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26714) - you deserved it (2821)

On 02/05/2013 at 8:09am - work - by picasso - United States

Today, I have been waiting for a call from a job I applied for. I soon got a text from my current boss, who doesn't know I'm job hunting, letting me know that the recruiter was trying to reach me. Turns out my number on my resumé was wrong. FML

#20483477
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8606) - you deserved it (35699)

On 01/28/2013 at 6:25pm - work - by faulty number - United States (Florida)

Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML

#20492292
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25021) - you deserved it (5053)

On 02/03/2013 at 10:50pm - work - by klovemachine (man) - United States

Today, I had an in-depth conversation at work about how technically Luke Skywalker was never a Jedi Master. Highlight of my working day. FML

#20497564
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21027) - you deserved it (5260)

On 02/07/2013 at 9:56pm - work - by djxerxes9000 - Canada



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