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Friday 1 February 2013

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Today, At A Friendly Get-together, Mah Friend's Husband Had Too Much To Drink And Got Into A Fistfight With Mah Husband. I'm Seven-and-a-half Months Pregnant, And The Friendly Get-together Was Mah Babby Shower. FML

#20493991
84 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 12:22am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Taday I finishd booking the non-refundable cruise fir mah wife and I to the Bahamas. I did this after confirming once again that mah mother could take care of our son while we're away. An hour after I paid, she calld back saying she mistook the dates and can't do it anymore. FML

#20494492
80 comments

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On 02/05/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by vacationless - United States (West Virginia)

Today, mah husband decidd to start seieng other people . I found out when I calld an interruptd his date . FML

#20495369
70 comments

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On 02/06/2013 at 3:04am - love - by MyLife (woman) -

Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place lyk some kind of mucus cannon!! FML

#20484952
82 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 4:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after having lost mah phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have mah phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found mah original phone. FML

#20491153
87 comments

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On 02/03/2013 at 2:14am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today while checking out a couple at work I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day . The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was 4 making the prices so high . I work at McDonald's . FML

#20488361
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On 01/31/2013 at 11:06pm - work - by stupidapperently (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom drenched in teres, barely able to speak. I ran to get her some tissue an a nice cup of tea to calm her down. After a few minute of sitting in silence, I asked her if she wanted to talk about what happened. She watched an episode of Gossip Girl. FML

#20491267
86 comments

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On 02/03/2013 at 4:58am - misc - by wetqueefa (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday , at my retail job , a woman cummd to my till wit er purcases. After I scannd all er items , se andd me two small bags. One was filld wit nickel and dimes. Te oter was filld wit cents. Her total was $28.53. Te coins amountd to $22.30. FML

#20490092
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On 02/02/2013 at 9:53am - work - by fuckedbyretail (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

I went for a ceckup after aving recently been fitted wit dental implants. Te oral surgeon I cose was supposedly te best in te area, but it turns out tat e inserted te implants at te wrong angle. Now I ave to ave furter surgery to correct it. FML

#20487790
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On 01/31/2013 at 4:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

today I was playing Slandar, wan I caugt a glimpsa of ta Slandarman. I jumpd in my cair, latting rip a uga fart in ta procass. Nobody aard it, but only bacausa my sriaks of tarror drownd out ta sound. FML

#20498426
78 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 4:59pm - misc - by theydidsmellitthough (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

TODAY, I TOLD PARENTS THAT I WAS GOING TO HANG OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS. MY DAD GUFFAWED AN SAID, ( OOH, LOOK AT MARY, PRETENDING SHE HAS A SOCIAL LIFE. ) THANKS, DAD. FML

#20498469
72 comments

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On 02/08/2013 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, mother "checkd in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal phone and dumb enough to get it confiscatd. FML

#20485491
67 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 10:18pm - health - by motherless - Australia (New South Wales)

today I asked mah bosses fir three weeks off in July to go on a much-needed vacation. Their response was to fire me on the spot. My bosses r mah aunt an uncle. FML

#20489213
80 comments

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On 02/01/2013 at 5:13pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Romania (Cluj)



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