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Tuesday 29 January 2013

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Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19826) - you deserved it (1691)

On 02/05/2013 at 8:09am - work - by picasso - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over for a family brunch, during which he told my mother, in vivid detail, how he gets the shits whenever he eats kale chips. FML

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On 01/28/2013 at 6:02pm - health - by shitty situation - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19662) - you deserved it (3577)

On 02/03/2013 at 10:50pm - work - by klovemachine (man) - United States



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