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Saturday 19 January 2013

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Today, after a very heartfelt conversation with my mother, I promised her that I'd quit smoking. I walked in on her smoking my cigarettes an hour later. Her excuse was that she didn't want my money to have gone to waste. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25660) - you deserved it (3571)

On 01/19/2013 at 7:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41032) - you deserved it (2773)

On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)



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