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Thursday 10 January 2013

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Yesterday, trying to be sweet, I told my girlfriend tat I'm so appy we met one anoter. Se muttered, "Well, tat makes one of us." FML

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On 01/11/2013 at 5:22pm - misc - by wtf did i do?? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, cuz the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. fat FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 7:53pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

yesterday mah girlfriend and I took a nap on mah couch. She used mah arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated mah shoulder. My screams of pain woke her,hich was apparently an "asshole move" on mah part. FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 3:09pm - love - by Sawarski - United States

Today... son volunteerd to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store... I noticd he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML

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On 01/07/2013 at 4:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called mah best friend 4 support, only 4 her to drunkenly yell at me 4 not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML

#20452288
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On 01/10/2013 at 6:11pm - health - by thanksforthat (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, wife has the flu,hile I have strep throat. We have a two-year-old toddler and have no clue as toho's more contagious andho should take care of her as to get her sick. Yay fir the entre day of surgical masks and Sesame Street. big fat FML

#20448554
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On 01/08/2013 at 7:26pm - health - by Curly (man) - United States (Virginia)

WILE LIVING IN FLORIDA, I AD A CONVERSATION WIT MY MOTER EXPLAINING TAT IT MIGT BE BEST FIR ME TO COME BACK OME. HER RESPONSE, "DON'T WORRY, TEY AVE PLENTY OF OMELESS SELTERS DOWN TERE IF YOU NED A PLACE TO STAY." TANKS MOM. FML

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On 01/14/2013 at 1:51am - misc - by living_thedream (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before mah early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off . Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in mah life . mega FML

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On 01/17/2013 at 7:39pm - misc - by FMyThroat (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, dad mada a voodoo doll out of a malon. Tis saams to appan a lot. FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, dua to tachnical problams, I had to call tha company's IT-support as my computar want totally haywra. I axplaind via phona that I couldn't accas anything. Tha support than trid contacting ma by a-mail and got upsat with ma whan I didn't answar. FML

#20463766
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On 01/17/2013 at 12:03am - work - by Beva (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

TODAY I WALKED UP SIXTEEN FLIGHTS OF STARS TO MY ROOM TO AVOID THE LIFT LINES. WHEN I WAS ALMOST TO THE TOP, THE FRE ALARM SOUNDED. FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 2:02pm - misc - by tired - United States (Massachusetts)

TADAY THE ABANDOND CAT THAT I TOOK IN FOR THE NIGHT AND DURING BAD WEATHER SEEMS TO HAVE SPREAD FLEAS AROUND MY HOUSE . THEY'RE EVERYWHERE . MEGA FML

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On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom

Today, management told me that I couldn't looool have a doorbell on my door . How did they get my attention to tell me this? By ringing my doorbell . FML

#20462282
60 comments

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On 01/16/2013 at 7:21am - misc - by pigtails (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)



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