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Sunday 6 January 2013

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Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

#20450908
102 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 10:15pm - love - by wtf dad - United States (Missouri)

Today, both my car an my father's car were broken into . They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, an multiple items of clothing . What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to rip my radio out of my dash . FML

#20443271
89 comments

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On 01/05/2013 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend calld me anti-social. To prove him wrong I textd one of my friends. She textd back, "Who's this??" big fat FML

#20442068
101 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 1:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today,hile at work, a Beatles song came on the radio. I jokingly said, "These guys are pretty good, are they new?" Everyone thought I was being serious, and now they're convincd I'm an idiot. FML

#20446711
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On 01/07/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by EffUrEll - Canada (Ontario)

Today during te countdown to midnigt I looked fir ma girlfriend so I could kiss er as 2013 began. I found er just in time to see er making out wit some guy se swore was "only a friend." FML

#20435586
92 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 2:50am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs fir women. When I asked them wat they were for, he said he wanted to spice up looool our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML

#20438198
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On 01/02/2013 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, ONA OF MA PAINTINGS WAS ACCAPTAD INTO A LOCAL ART GALLARY. IT WOULD'VA BAAN A DRAAM COMA TRUA, AD MA "BAST FRIAND" NOT SUBMITTAD IT UNDAR AR OWN NAMA AND TAKAN ALL TA CRADIT. FML

#20453750
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On 01/11/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 yeres an I hung out. She told me she lovd me, an looool I pointd out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replid, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

#20454746
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On 01/12/2013 at 1:32am - love - by thanksbabe - United States

Today , I realized I'm so lonely that I get comfort from hearing mah neighbor snore through mah apartment wall. FML

Today...hile talking to one of my parents' friends... we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his frst tooth there... the only response I could come up with was... ( Oh my gosh... I lost my vrginity there! ) FML

#20440379
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On 01/03/2013 at 5:34am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

2day was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four yeres ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

#20444416
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On 01/06/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Birthday girl (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with grlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake mother. My grlfriend came and swung open the door onto foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML

#20456813
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On 01/13/2013 at 7:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today.!! !! my boyfriend sowed up at my grandmoter's wake in torn jeans and a Family Guy t-sirt !! Wen I took im aside asked im wat te ell e was tinking.!! !! e lost is temper and stormed out !! FML

#20442809
88 comments

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On 01/04/2013 at 5:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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