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Friday 4 January 2013

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Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38470) - you deserved it (7299)

On 01/11/2013 at 5:24am - love - by Latina (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25361) - you deserved it (1990)

On 01/06/2013 at 7:50pm - misc - by HatedGrandson - United States

Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML

Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (4518) - you deserved it (1442) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/02/2013 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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