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Yesterday, mah mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents fir myself an mah sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who r now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. mega FML
Today mah boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him y he was with me . His answer was ( Well the last girl I dated was really smart and she alway made me feel dumb so I decided to switch thing up a bit . You make me feel like a geniu babe . ) FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bd and told my parents I needd some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them startd blasting ( All by Myself ) so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I returned to Germany fir a break from studies abroad. I got lost while out fir groceries, so I tried asking a guy fir drections. I went totally blank and strained to think of the right words, prompting him to mutter about rude foreigners bothering to learn the local language. FML
Yesterday, mah mom askd me y MS Word keeps underlining some words!! After I trid to convince her that looool your supposd to puttd a space after commas, she startd yelling at me for making her look stupid!! I can never win!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015