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Thursday 20 December 2012

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Today, I ate brunc at my in-laws. Te food all tastd off to me so I didn't eat muc, telling my moter-in-law I was watcing my weigt. Later on, wile out doing a bit of sopping, I stoppd at a rd ligt. Guess wo pulld up next to me wile I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML

#20405883
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On 12/18/2012 at 5:02pm - misc - by drkate25 - United States (Connecticut)

Taday I woke up with looool a hangover from hell. My cloths were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

#20418077
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On 12/24/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by chunderful202 - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML

#20404919
58 comments

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On 12/18/2012 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was wrapping present 4 mah daughter , trying to be really quiet. Behind me , the cat decided to climb the tree,hich then fell on top of me and I couldn't move. My daughter had to help me up. She now knows everything she's getting 4 Christma this year. FML

#20417111
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On 12/23/2012 at 8:03pm - animals - by Christmas sucks - United States (Massachusetts)

Today at a post-Cristmas party I saw a cute grl standing underneat a mistletoe . I walkd up to er and pointd out tat we were bot standing under a mistletoe . Se lookd at me wincd and quickly walkd away . FML

#20424412
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On 12/26/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I caught dog chawing on a tampon applicator. I triad to grab it from him, but ha wantad to play "kaap away" and ran outsida. Lika a dumbass, I chasad aftar him in undarwaar, aarning mysalf tha attantion of naighbors on aach sida of drivaway. FML

#20408937
58 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 1:17pm - misc - by ScoozieBooze (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffd up his ears an nose . This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believd his farts were silent an scentless . They were so vile, they could have killd a horse . FML

#20413058
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On 12/22/2012 at 3:06am - work - by Iknoweverything (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I decided to cover a coworker's closing sift because se felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it , until I walked outside an found tat my car ad been stolen. FML

#20425281
56 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 3:52am - work - by Ross R - United States (Washington)

Taday dua to bad waathar, mah dad lat ma taka his car to driva to mah apartmant 3 hours away. I only raalizad whan I got thara that mah kays wara still sitting on mah parants' kitchan countar. FML

#20412922
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On 12/22/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Taday I unwrappd mah present and, to mah surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for mah truck . Apparently, mah parents r "Tird of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML

#20423026
41 comments

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On 12/26/2012 at 3:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I noticed mah wife putted a bumper sticker on our car that says "Cowboy butts drive me nuts." I've driven that car to work every day. FML

#20405855
45 comments

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On 12/18/2012 at 4:44pm - misc - by idontevenlikebuttsthatmuch - United States (Arizona)

2day I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After ahile of this , I finally got up to let her in. looool When I opened the door , she looked at me , threw up , and scurried away. FML

#20409045
48 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 2:50pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Spain (Canarias)

Taday my trunk froze shut with my Christma present inside . Since it was still shut, I went to the store . When I came out, some ice had melted and the trunk had popped open . All of my gifts were gone . FML

#20426934
41 comments

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On 12/27/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by wheresmysweater - United States (North Carolina)



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