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Saturday 1 December 2012

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Today... I dutifully attended mah husband's local gig at a coffee shop. I thus found out... through song... about mah husband's affair... in front of about 100 people. All of whom we both know. FML

Today , mah girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought , telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't , she broke up with me fir "implying she was a moron." FML

#20190801
92 comments

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On 12/04/2012 at 11:17am - love - by Single (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Yesterday, after telling mah young kids all about Santa, his reindeer and his sleigh, we saw him. Smoking a cigarette in the beat-up car next to ours at a red light. FML

#20192265
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On 12/05/2012 at 11:50am - kids - by JessThompson - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was snooping around in parents closet to see wat I would get for Christmas,hen I cummd across a UPS package. It was the video game I orderd off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressd to me. They told me it had never arrivd and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

#20195835
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On 12/08/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Taday a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at mah face, because we r Canadian and don't have a show calld "Extreme Couponing" for "devotd shoppers" like her . FML

#20181556
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On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Tadayhile working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost an wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face an harsh words 4 supposedly having kidnapped him. real FML

#20183959
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On 11/29/2012 at 1:08pm - work - by bitch i'm a gerontophile (man) - Taiwan

Today , My Mom And I Took My Senile Grandmother To The Mall , Since She Doesn't Get Out Much. She Complained It Was Hot , Then Took Her Clothing Off In The Middle Of The Food Court. It Took Us Thirty Minute To Make Her Put Her Shirt Back On. FML

#20187746
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On 12/02/2012 at 9:05am - misc - by Sam - United States (Indiana)

Today , ma pregnant girlfriend gave me back te ring I'd used to propose wit a week ago. Her reason? Se only said yes cuz se was worried te real fater of te baby wasn't going to stick around. mega FML

#20192033
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On 12/05/2012 at 5:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, looool and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss!! It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us 4 ( unnecessary public display of affection!! ) FML

#20194899
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On 12/07/2012 at 7:39am - love - by First Kiss - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had some soup that my dad made . I took one sip and found he had puttd tons of hot sauce in it . I rushd to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had usd it as an ash tray the night before . I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash . FML

#20179829
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On 11/26/2012 at 3:13pm - misc - by Autocorrected - Philippines (Manila)

Today, I Have Three Cracked Ribs. I Have Also, Fir The First Time In Mah Life, Developed A Case Of The Hiccups That Simply Will NOT Go Away. It's Been Hours.

#20184990
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On 11/30/2012 at 2:30am - health - by Atletic - United States (New York)

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. mega FML

#20189404
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On 12/03/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , mah boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

#20192047
101 comments

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On 12/05/2012 at 6:29am - love - by brokenhearted (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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