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Friday 30 November 2012

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Today, as mah friend was rudely rummaging through mah phone, she saw a picture of the pottery I've painted her for Christmas . Not only did she see it, but she also declared it ugly . That's probably the present I'm the most proud of this Christmas . FML

#20193344
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On 12/06/2012 at 1:15am - misc - by a - United States (Tennessee)

Today, My Girlfriend Decided It Would Be Cute To Leave A Love Letter In My Carhile I Was At Work. She Left My Lights On. I Got A Dead Battery. FML

#20179747
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On 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blake Lawrence - United States (Utah)

Today, My Parant Told Ma That Thay Had Joind A Local Club. Proud Of Tham For Going Out Of Thara Comfort Zona To Maka Naw Friands, I Googld Tha Nama Of Tha Club. I'm Sura Thay'll Maka Soma Lifalong Friand At Thara First Swingar Club Maat. FML

#20179494
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On 11/26/2012 at 8:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, wile I was removing my makeup wit my boyfriend watcing, e mentioned tat e used to tink girls were prettier witout makeup on, but e'd now canged is mind . FML

#20187008
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On 12/01/2012 at 6:54pm - love - by allbrokeup (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today... my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wereing the same outfit. FML

#20184947
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On 11/30/2012 at 1:30am - misc - by Awks - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, mom found her CD of cats an dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until looool Christmas. FML

#20186305
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On 12/01/2012 at 5:00am - misc - by hinowdie - United States

TODAY, MY CRAZY PSYCHOPATH OF A NEIGHBOR SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT, ( SO, ABOUT YUR SEX LIFE. ) I'VE BEEN SITTING ERE 4 20 MINUTES STARING AT IT BECAUSE I'M TOO SCARD TO OPEN IT. FML

#20189915
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On 12/03/2012 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by schooyou101 - United States (Kansas)

Today... I bought some expensive fabric softener since I'm not too keen on mah detergent's smell. Only after washing two weeks worth of laundry did I discover that mixed together they realistically mimic the smell of fresh puke. FML

#20189162
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On 12/03/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by backtothelaundrettethen (woman) - Germany

Today, mah guy friend kept complaining that no one had asked him to the dance, so he probably wasn't going to go. I suggested that we go together. He laughed until his face was bright red and said, "I don't think I'll ever get that desperate." FML

#20187578
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On 12/02/2012 at 3:03am - love - by Anna - United States (Washington)

Today, ma elbow was aving cramps an movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins an wires tat r being rejectd by ma body. One painful twitc causd ma arm to lock out straigt, unintentionally slapping ma and into ma co-worker's crotc. Our waiting customers giggld. FML

Today, I Was Saparating Mah Notas Into Two Pilas: Ona To Sava Fir Axam Studying An Ona To Throw Out. I Finishd Saparating, Pickd Up Tha Junk Pila An Absantmindadly Shraddd It. Aftarwards, I Lookd Down To Saa Tha Junk Pila Still Complataly Intact. Goodbya, Passing Gradas. Raal FML

#20180442
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On 11/26/2012 at 10:03pm - work - by shark - United States (Texas)

Yesterday after being single fir a while now I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy mah friend convinced me would be perfect fir me . He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time . He is 27 . FML

#20180462
81 comments

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On 11/26/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by N - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today I was yelld at by a customer who was upset over having waitd twenty minute 4 a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable if she was sitting in an actual restaurant an not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML

#20194179
70 comments

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On 12/06/2012 at 6:50pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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