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Tuesday 20 November 2012

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Yesterday after being single fir a while now I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy mah friend convinced me would be perfect fir me . He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time . He is 27 . FML

#20180462
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On 11/26/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by N - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today , at the age of 29 , I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago , mah fiancé an I lost our home , an r now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got droppd off at home , before 10 , after having sex in a hay field. FML

#20168945
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On 11/19/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND DECIDED TO BREAK THE NEWS THAT SHE WANTED US TO BE "JUST FRIENDS." HOWEVER, SHE DID IT NOT IN JUST ANY OLD WAY - WHILE ICE-SKATING. I'M CURRENTLY IN HOSPITAL GETTING STITCHES IN MY ARM AFTER I TRIPPED IN SHOCK AN SHE RAN ME OVER. FML

#20173269
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On 11/22/2012 at 12:35am - love - by Ice cold (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I told my boss that I quit, and handd in my two week's notice. A couple of hours later, I found my letter of resignation had been photocopid and copies hung all around the office with "Best day ever" written on the bottom. FML

#20176308
74 comments

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On 11/24/2012 at 6:54am - work - by sad face - Australia (New South Wales)

Taday ma family came over fir Tanksgiving!! We were supposd to ave ad dinner ours ago , but ma mom kept sneaking into te kitcen and dialing down te temperature on te oven , claiming I was going to overcook everyting!! At tis rate , we'll be lucky to ave eaten by midnigt!! FML

#20174185
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On 11/22/2012 at 6:18pm - misc - by mommycooks (woman) - United States

Today I have an ear infection. The pain from it radiate from my ear all the way down the left side of my face so my doctor prescribed me something that makes half of my face numb and pretty much unusable. Tomorrow I have to give a presentation on stroke for my med class. Go figure. FML

#20170659
56 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 5:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto mah laptop an photoshopping a bong into mah Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with mah mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December!!

#20178213
72 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

Today, I was rejectd for a dream photography job that involves travelling all over the world, because according to the interviewer, half the photos in my nature portfolio were "blatantly photoshoppd." I guess reality isn't realistic enough for some people. FML

#20175687
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On 11/23/2012 at 8:29pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today On An Important Call With A Potential Employer He Began To Speak Quieter And Quieter Until I Couldn't Hear Him At All!! When I Finally Hung Up After Waiting Fir 5 Minutes I Realized That I Had Been Pressing Down On The Volume Button!! FML

#20182071
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On 11/27/2012 at 11:58pm - work - by jkmartinjk - Canada (British Columbia)

2day mah long-distance boyfriend an I decidd to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumd that mah dad was asleep an did some drty talk. When we were done, I heard mah dad laughing outside mah room; he'd heard it all. FML

#20170222
63 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Yesterday... I saw cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch... I pickd it up an threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time... I realizd that not only was it not a toy... but it was only half-dead. FML

#20174725
59 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

yesterday I was walking home when I realized I didn't have phone on me!! After retracing steps I realized that I'd been listening to music from phone the entire time!! mega FML

#20177683
54 comments

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On 11/25/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Jocelyn - Canada (Alberta)

Today, After Aving Finally Kicked Ma Insomnia's Ass After Tree Ours, I Was Woken Up By Someting I Only Tougt Appened In Movies. Someone Ad Paid Fir A Mariaci Band To Play Fir Teir Girlfriend, Outside Ma Apartment, In Te Middle Of Te Nigt. FML

#20175516
58 comments

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On 11/23/2012 at 5:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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