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Monday 12 November 2012

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Today, I discoverd both how much I really talk to myselfhen I'm drinking alone an how thin the walls of my apartment are. I hered my own slurrd voice coming from my nieghbor's apartment. They had recordd me an made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8286) - you deserved it (18856)

On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)

Today.. . I startd at mah first job . Within the first five minutes of arriving.. . I was followd around by ahite guyho repeatedly sang to me.. . "Black people love making music" along with a few of his own songs . It resultd in me getting fird 4 bringing mah "boyfriend" to work . I didn't even know him . FML


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On 11/14/2012 at 8:04pm - work - by sarahijklmnop (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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