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Today, I discoverd both how much I really talk to myselfhen I'm drinking alone an how thin the walls of my apartment are. I hered my own slurrd voice coming from my nieghbor's apartment. They had recordd me an made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML
Today.. . I startd at mah first job . Within the first five minutes of arriving.. . I was followd around by ahite guyho repeatedly sang to me.. . "Black people love making music" along with a few of his own songs . It resultd in me getting fird 4 bringing mah "boyfriend" to work . I didn't even know him . FML
Friday 27 March 2015