Monday 12 November 2012 
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Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML
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On 11/16/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by grocerystalker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 1:12pm - health - by Emily - United States (California)
Today, I was conducting a meeting regarding safety concerns on my field site. While I made a comment, a client rep yelled out that women don't know construction, and that I should be acting like a proper secretary and should get my boss. I'm the Construction Manager. FML
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On 11/13/2012 at 1:49am - work - by ConstructionLady (woman) - United States
Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML
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On 11/15/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was grocery shopping. When I turned around I noticed a group of teens passing by laughing. I didn't think anything of it until I got to my cart. The losers had left a pack of Slim Fast in my cart. I'm pregnant. FML
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On 11/18/2012 at 6:00am - health - by depressedpreggo (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML
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On 11/14/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML
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On 11/14/2012 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I walked into my house with my friend, only to discover my husband half-naked and yelling at the TV screen over a soccer game. By half-naked, I mean he was only wearing a shirt. FML
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On 11/19/2012 at 2:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found a wounded turkey in our backyard. I brought it inside, put it in a cage, and tended to its wounds. I then left. When I got back home, I smelled the wonderful aroma of my mother's cooking. She had prepared a turkey, the one I'd rescued. FML
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On 11/13/2012 at 6:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML
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On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)
Today, I asked my manager if wearing makeup was a requirement for the job. She told me, "Not if you're naturally pretty... So for you, yes". FML
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On 11/17/2012 at 4:15am - work - by satega - United States (Missouri)
Today, I had to take my little brother to the pool. He acted like a brat the whole time, and when I told him we were leaving, he ran away, slipped, and hit his face on the tile floor. He told my dad and step-mom I punched him. They believed him, and I'm grounded for two months. FML
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On 11/17/2012 at 7:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my dad put an onion in my room, telling me spirits won't haunt me and that I won't get sick. He thinks a vegetable will protect me. FML
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On 11/14/2012 at 7:48pm - health - by duhasiangirl - Canada (Ontario)
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