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Sunday 11 November 2012

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Today, I started mah new job as the only IT tech fir mah office. My first task: untangling the hundred mice the previous tech tied together fir "fun". FML

#20150513
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19728) - you deserved it (1399)

On 11/06/2012 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I flew back home from out of state!! When I got back to mah house, mah bed, furniture, and TV were gone!! My girlfriend changed her number and I have no ideahere she lives now!! FML

#20153491
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24922) - you deserved it (1928)

On 11/07/2012 at 1:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after spending 3 hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I cummed back to find mah nieghbor had decided to blow his leaves all over mah yard. FML

#20163199
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20137) - you deserved it (1582)

On 11/14/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by racking-leaves - United States

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarette were gone. FML

#20149150
56 comments

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On 11/05/2012 at 5:11pm - money - by Brooklyn - United States (Oregon)

Today , I decided to buy a meal 4 a homeless man who was bieng shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him , I realized it was my dad , wereing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. big fat FML

#20159880
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31985) - you deserved it (1962)

On 11/12/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by BulldogHoops - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I lerened that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping . It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise . My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday . big fat FML

#20160454
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23061) - you deserved it (1661)

On 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm - money - by siciliano12594 - United States (New York)

Today, I was working at the checkout of a nearly empty store, so I picked up an empty box, closed mah eyes, and slow-danced with it to the 80s love ballad playing on the radio. I don't knowhat's worse, dancing with a box, or opening mah eyes to see ten or so wary customers waiting to be served. FML

#20161561
84 comments

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On 11/13/2012 at 5:23am - work - by foreveralone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY , AFTER THE FOURTH TIME TELLING MY ROOMMATE I'M HIGHLY ALLERGIC TO HER SCENTD PRODUCTS , I CUMMD BACK TO FINE ALL 6 OF OUR WALL OUTLET USING GLADE PLUG-INS. THEY WERE SET TO HIGH. FML

Today, I was told I look lyk a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer cuz we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML

#20155893
81 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, an said I was going to be trained by ( The long-haired girly-looking idiot. ) big fat FML

#20163115
86 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today mah girlfriend's mother came over 4 a few hours!! After she left I went to grab a drink only to fine that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet!! FML

#20148667
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20433) - you deserved it (1598)

On 11/05/2012 at 9:02am - misc - by liquorless (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hila Working At Tha Coffaa Shop, I Had To Ampty Tha Garbaga Cans. Ona Of Tha Bags Gava Way, An All Tha Half-finishad Cups Of Coffaa Spillad All Ovar Mah Uniform. Most Customars' Ordars Cost Mora Than I Maka Par Hour. FML

#20166731
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18279) - you deserved it (1896)

On 11/17/2012 at 1:35pm - work - by overpriced coffee shop worker - United States (California)

today wa found out that tha balovad "Uncla Jimmy" from mah aarly childhood was raally tha man mah mothar was chaating on mah dad with. FML

#20156411
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (1446)

On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)



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