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Saturday 10 November 2012

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Yesterday, on looool job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was te address. Guess wife's affair went terribly wrongile I was on sift. FML

#20155904
119 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 2:18am - love - by SebastianMiko (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , My Friends And I Held An Intervention For My Fiancé!! He's Been Talking And Behaving Like An "old-timey Cowboy" Non-stop For The Last Three Months!! Our Wedding Is In A Month And He Refuses To Marry Me If I Can't Accept His "life Choices." FML

#20149952
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On 11/06/2012 at 12:42am - love - by cowgirl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed tip. FML

#20157115
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On 11/10/2012 at 2:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today my dog and I wara sitting on tha couch. I want to tha bathroom cummad back and saw him walk ovar tha ramota which causad tha TV to changa to tha Hustlar channal just a faw momants bafora my girlfriand walkad through tha door. FML

#20157085
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On 11/10/2012 at 1:51am - animals - by Sam l. - United States

Yastarday, axcitad that I finally got a placa of my own, I invitad my boyfriand ovar for a saxy slaap ovar . Ha told ma his mom doasn't want him slaaping ovar . Ha's 21 yaars old . fat FML

#20162787
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On 11/14/2012 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I Want On A Blind Data At A Local Rastaurant. Whan My Data Walkad In , Sha Took Ona Look At Ma , Said ( Nopa ) , An Walkad Out. FML

#20148958
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On 11/05/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, mah girlfriend admittd to me that she has been sleeping with someone on her girls basketball team,hich at first turnd me on. Then I found out he's the team manager. FML

#20164114
107 comments

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On 11/15/2012 at 8:37am - love - by SweetStuff88 (man) - United States

Today, te fater of ma unborn cild told me e isn't sure e'll be able to make it to te birt, since tere's no guarantee ofen it will appen, so e can't scedule time off. Tis would be understandable if e actually ad a job. FML

#20158967
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On 11/11/2012 at 1:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was reading a book in public . Some bastard stranger cummed over and started spoiling the plot for me . FML

#20148752
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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore

Today,ile At A Stop Ligt, I Was Rear-ended By A Car Biend Me . Te Guy Got Angry At Me, Cuz According To Im, I Sould've Known Tat Is Car As Poor Braking Distance, And So I Sould've Moved Forward A Few More Feet To Compensate . FML

#20157954
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On 11/10/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by Me - United States

Today My Dad Puttd An Onion In My Room... Telling Me Sprits Won't Haunt Me And That I Won't Get Sick. He Thinks A Vegetable Will Protect Me. Real FML

#20163512
118 comments

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On 11/14/2012 at 7:48pm - health - by duhasiangirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I askd mah manager if wereing makeup was a requrement 4 the job !! She told me, "Not if your naturally pretty.!! !! So 4 you, yes" !! real FML

#20166313
119 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 4:15am - work - by satega - United States (Missouri)

Yastarday, I had to taka my littla brothar to tha pool. Ha actad lyk a brat tha whola tima, an whan I told him wa wara laaving, ha ran away, slippad, an hit his faca on tha tila floor. Ha told my dad an stap-mom I punchad him. Thay baliavad him, an I'm groundad 4 two months. FML

#20167155
112 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 7:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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