Monday 5 November 2012 
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Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 9:02am - misc - by liquorless (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I decided to buy a meal for a homeless man who was being shunned at an intersection. When I went to hand it to him, I realized it was my dad, wearing a tattered old shirt and pretending to be homeless to make some money. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by BulldogHoops - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of the features of them. So I asked which one. I was told Homer because we both could use Weight Watchers and an education. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 1:57am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Georgia)
Today, I'm so broke, I asked my parents if they'd pay for me to go to the eye doctor and consider it my Christmas present. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 8:01pm - money - by EB - United States
Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and a few others. The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic". Among other cards that were laid down in attempts to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card. She won with a create-a-card labeled "my sex life". FML
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On 11/10/2012 at 6:02am - love - by anonymous - United States
Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 5:03pm - kids - by jan420 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)
Today, we found out that the beloved "Uncle Jimmy" from my early childhood was really the man my mother was cheating on my dad with. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Gisborne)
Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML
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On 11/11/2012 at 11:30pm - misc - by me - United States (Indiana)
Today, my mother in law moved in because she has a hip problem. I don't know what's worse, her constant complaining and slob like tendencies, or the eight cats she brought along with her. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 12:43am - misc - by David (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I threw up after drinking a smoothie my mother made me. She then called me "ungrateful" and "immature" for not liking what she spent a long time making for me. I later found out that not only did she use expired yogurt, it was also a mango smoothie, which I'm allergic to. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 6:28pm - health - by anon - United States
Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 12:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by poro123 - United Kingdom
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