Saturday 3 November 2012 
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Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
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On 11/10/2012 at 2:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
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On 11/08/2012 at 4:22pm - misc - by Anonimo (woman) - Italy (Sardegna)
Today, I went to a big family dinner. I didn't realize I hadn't been invited until we were about to sit down to eat. There were 12 chairs, 12 plates, 12 forks, and 12 glasses. I was the 13th person to arrive. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 8:40pm - misc - by hallofail (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore
Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States
Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML
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On 11/04/2012 at 12:12pm - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 2:02am - love - by sad (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "nope", and walked out. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by ohcrap (man) - United States
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
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On 10/29/2012 at 6:22pm - misc - by Indianagirl94 (woman) - United States
Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML
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On 11/07/2012 at 4:16pm - health - by pheebs314 - United States (Washington)
Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward 2 hours of my life. FML
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On 11/04/2012 at 10:26pm - love - by Tj Hunt - United States
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