Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 7:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, I decided to look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 12:41pm - animals - by gl0b3suck0r (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I gave a homeless guy a dollar. Instead of a simple "Thank you" I got an unwanted hug. I can't wash the pee smell off me. FML
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On 04/30/2012 at 1:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by fock (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 5:58pm - work - by panther of the desert (man) - Puerto Rico
Today, after weeks of intense studying with the intent of pulling my grades up, I saw that in fact, they've all gone down. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by Rae - United States (Illinois)
Today, I tried whitening my teeth with an off-brand product. It didn't whiten my teeth, but it did burn parts of my gums off. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 11:19am - health - by gumless - United States
Today, it was my wedding. Everyone showed up, except my fiancé. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 3:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I got some spam stating that I'd have no love life in the coming 10 years if I didn't reply to it. So, no different to the last 10 years then. FML
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On 05/01/2012 at 1:14am - love - by monkeywrench (woman) - United States
Today, I wrecked my car and got rushed to the emergency room. While strapped to a gurney, a nurse reached in my back pocket, grabbed my wallet and pulled the velcro keeping my wallet shut. The entire room immediately started laughing as condoms and loose change went flying everywhere. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by UnderConstruction (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 5:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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